Suspects

As pilot season picks up in the US, it has emerged Guy Ritchie is to direct a pilot about a procedural crime drama with a twist, because of course, there aren’t enough of those on TV right now. Innovation be damned, give me more crime dramas!! If this is any good, and by any good I mean has even the remotest chance of a Madonna regular guest starring appearance, UK networks will be all over this like a 5-day a week soap. If you are wondering why I am so late with the news, it’s because I just realised that I drafted this ages ago but forgot to publish it. Flippin Amateur.